Definitions by TheTallestPsychonaut

Wilson booty 

/ˈwɪlsən ˈbo͞odē/

Wil•son boo•ty

(Noun)

Def.: A booty that is shaped like the Wilson 'W' logo

Damn, shawty got a Wilson booty

Wilson booty by TheTallestPsychonaut June 21, 2021

Doctor fart 

/ˈdäktər färt/

(Noun)

When you fart and the smell is so vile you consider seeing a doctor

That Doctor fart really has me worried. Smells like I've already died.

Doctor fart by TheTallestPsychonaut May 23, 2021

Musical drugs 

mu•si•cal drugs

/ˈmyo͞ozək(ə)l drəɡs/

Def.: a game where when the music stops you do drugs

Vick: the truth is I have an emptiness in my life that I was trying to fill with music and drugs, and musical drugs.

Musical drugs by TheTallestPsychonaut March 4, 2021

Ketney stone 

ket•ney stone

/ˈketnē stōn/

(Noun)

Def.: Kidney stones caused by excessive Ketamine consumption

Doctor: these wooks have been coming in with severe Ketney stones lately

Ketney stone by TheTallestPsychonaut March 3, 2021

ego suicide 

e•go su•i•cide

/ˈēɡō ˈsü-ə-ˌsīd/

1.) When a person's ego causes them to take a large dose of Psychedelics in order to intentionally induce a complete loss of subjective self-identity (also known as 'ego death')

2.) One's ego intentionally inducing ego death

I ate 10.5 grams of Shrooms the other night. It was complete ego suicide.

ego suicide by TheTallestPsychonaut January 16, 2021

hamster gymnastics 

ham•ster gym•nas•tics

/ˈhamstər jimˈnastiks/

1. Going to great lengths to justify, rationalize, or otherwise explain away a wrongdoing or shitty action/behavior

2. A combination of both 'hamstering' and 'mental gymnastics'

My girlfriend cheated on me. She said she had a dream I cheated on her, so her cheating was justified. Except her dream happened the morning after she cheated on me. I'm surprised she didn't strain herself doing those hamster gymnastics.

hamster gymnastics by TheTallestPsychonaut January 3, 2021

Quantum flipping 

/ˈkwän(t)əm flipiNG'/

The reality-bending combination of LSD, Psilocybin Mushrooms, and Peyote. Quantum flipping may cause the user to feel like they are transcending the boundaries of this physical dimension.

Friend: What're you doin for New Year's Eve?
Me: Quantum flipping
Friend: Oh, really...why?
Me: So I can finally escape this shitty dimension

Quantum flipping by TheTallestPsychonaut December 22, 2020