1 definition by TheRatDude

MFP

Middle Finger Paranoia: when a person's always suspecting people of flipping him off.

(A guy in a car waves to Ross to let him cut in front on the highway.)
Ross: Did you see that?!? That assturd just flipped me off!
Josh: No he didn't, you blind fuck. You got some serious MFP.

by TheRatDude February 14, 2009