2 definitions by TheMarxian

To pull the carcass of a dead topic out of its stall for further beating. Most frequently occurs in relationships.
"I don't mean to equinify this subject, but how many times do we need to talk about your greedy capitalistic ways before you realize your horrible afront to mankind?"
by TheMarxian September 17, 2005
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The ability to kiss with one's head canted in either direction with equal proficiency and skill.
She was only comfortable kissing with her head tilted to the left, so being ambineckstrous, I flopped my head over to the other side and kissed her till the moon blushed.
by TheMarxian December 13, 2005
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