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The most beautiful and amazing girl in the world. Always makes me laugh. Loves minions and can't possibly be any cooler than she already is.
Has the cutest dimples in the world. Always looks amazing. Especially in cowboy boots. Loves to party(may be a bit of a club rat but, it's cool). Basically the most amazing girl in the world. Makes me feel like the luckiest guy in the world.
That Maria is the best thing to ever happen to me!
by TheLoser November 19, 2013
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