TheD8001's definitions

Dead Baby Jokes

Whats the differnce between a shiny red Corvette and a pile of dead babies?

I do not have a shiny red Corvette in my garage.

by TheD8001 April 16, 2005

JackTwo

Card needed on the river when you just went all in with a jack-two offsuit to try and bluff your way into winning the pot, but the other guy actually has a hand, and you need at least two pair to beat him.

Show me jacktwo! Daddy needs a Jacktwo!

by TheD8001 April 16, 2005

bob saget

Ruler of the universe, President of everyone. God.

The Saget can show you the way

by TheD8001 April 18, 2005