JackTwo

Card needed on the river when you just went all in with a jack-two offsuit to try and bluff your way into winning the pot, but the other guy actually has a hand, and you need at least two pair to beat him.
Show me jacktwo! Daddy needs a Jacktwo!
by TheD8001 April 16, 2005
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Dead Baby Jokes

Whats the differnce between a shiny red Corvette and a pile of dead babies?
I do not have a shiny red Corvette in my garage.
by TheD8001 April 16, 2005
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Camp Lawrence

All boys camp that sounds kinda gay but is actually wicked sweet because i dont have to shower at all the entire stay.
Dude, you smell bad. Have you been to Lawrence?
by TheD8001 April 16, 2005
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