Definitions by TheBleedetBoy

Bleedet

When you're having a poo, and a little bit of blood comes out with your poo, forming a convenient damp patch that can be combined with some fresh tissue to form a much more eco friendly wet wipe. Save the planet! Use a bleedet.

My god, all that processed vegan food really destroyed me this morning trying to shit it out. I managed to get a bleedet out of it though, which was a silver lining.

Bleedet by TheBleedetBoy August 1, 2026