An onslaught of slang words for "penis" unleashed via text message by a group of bros to another bro who bailed on or could not make a party, night of drinking, or other bro event. Generally a total of approximately 35-50 text messages, each containing a different variation of "penis", will be sent to the non-present bro's phone.
"Dude, where's Josh?"
"He bailed. He's watching Love Actually with Jen tonight."
"We need to dickbomb him."
"He bailed. He's watching Love Actually with Jen tonight."
"We need to dickbomb him."
by TheBiscuits January 01, 2012