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Eduard

Sexiest man alive. A true Sigma. Has balls the size of the sun and his dick can pierce the earth's crust. You can feel his presence miles away bcs you will wet your pants. He is the funniest man you'll meet and staying with him will increase your testosterone. He is a born female magnet but also the most loyal you'll ever meet. He is basically an Übermensch.

A: Does a perfect being exit?
B: Yeah, his name is Eduard!

by TheBigDeddy November 21, 2021