Definitions by TheBeerBaron

grapesmuggler 

A large and discusting West Point cadet thatlives by the philosophy of "If HE's old enough to pee, he's old enough for me..."

You are a revolting pile of shit grapesmuggler, I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

grapesmuggler by TheBeerBaron March 4, 2003