The wankster's definitions

Crispy Seaweed

Dried man/woman juice on the pubic hair region.

Jemma was going to blow Graham but he had crispy seaweed so she decided against it.

by The wankster May 24, 2011

Sex fiend

One who loves wild sex and might bang someone based on instant attraction. May own lots of sex toys and equipment or fancy a spontaneous shag.

I met Nikki in a hotel lobby masturbating to a magazine. She took me to her castle, and I couldn't believe my eyes. She had so many devices, everything that money could buy. The lights went out, and she started to grind. She was such a sex fiend.

by The Wankster October 31, 2018