stret pegging

When fishing the bloke in the peg next to you takes his revenge out on you by pegging you hard.

Christ my float went through jeviis swim twice yesterday, he gave me the stret pegging of my life....I can barely walk today.

by The vorest avenger February 24, 2024

puddlelights

A modern car that now shines a "bat signal" of its creator on the floor when you press the key fob open key!

Ey up shag, did you see Andys car has now got puddlelights?
Don't get excited....he'd used black gaffer tape and a cheap torch on scrappy blue!

by The vorest avenger December 29, 2023

puddlelights

A car manufacturers gimmick of a bat signal type light when the key fob is pressed open.

Ey up shag, did you see Andys cars got puddlelights?
Don't be fooled....he's just using black gaffer tape and a cheap torch mate.

by The vorest avenger December 29, 2023

three kings syndrome

When you spend a morning shitting like a flock of starlings taking off.

Feck me that's the last time I drink there, I don't know what sue puts in her pipes but I haven't stopped shitting all morning.....ive got proper three kings syndrome today......How's your arse Jevii?

by The vorest avenger April 13, 2023

Spoombing

When you and your fishing partner are so cohesive you spoon up and spomb together.

Did you see Rob and Duttz yesterday? They had spent and hour spombing munga and then fell asleep spooning each other!

Yeah they had been spoombing themselves silly the last few days!

by The vorest avenger June 16, 2025