The voice of the common cock's definitions

Mulched

To be heavily influenced by drugs or alcohol

Johnson bro we need to get mulched tonight, it's the last night of vacation!

by The voice of the common cock December 25, 2013

scorching balls

An extreme heat

Aaron - "Yo bro, wanna rip the duck with me after school?"

Peter - "Nah bro, it's scorching balls outside."

by the voice of the common cock April 29, 2011

stinky fuck doodle

when a man has had sex with various animals, his penis begins to stink like animal shit.

dude i just saw aaron fucking yet another goat, he has to have a stinky fuck doodle by now.

by the voice of the common cock August 18, 2010

Butt-out!

A hunter's tool used, after the deer is dead, to pull the butt hole inside-out then cut it off. Some hunters keep the butt hole and tie it on a neckless or bracelet. Legend has it that the real men swallow the butt hole.

Aaron- "Hey bro, can I borrow your Butt-out! this deer's got a tight ass."

Rich- "Sure thing"

by the voice of the common cock December 15, 2010

Dream Fucker

A person, often an ass hole, that tells you something that makes your dreams seem more out of reach and almost impossible to achieve.

Aaron: "Next year I'm going to NYFA to become a movie director!"

Peter: "Do you actually think you could make a movie even close to as good as Inception?"

Ash: "Dude, don't be a dream fucker!"

by the voice of the common cock September 22, 2010