Definitions by The virgin wizard

Paris Hilton 

She’s rich, and she’s dumber than a bag of dry shit, thats all you need to know.

One who possesses a brain: that Paris Hilton, pfft she could fuck up a cup of coffee

Paris Hilton by The virgin wizard June 20, 2018

Truck ricer 

Like any normal ricer, a truck ricer has a lot of add ons and modifications that don’t do shit what so ever. Common characteristics of a truck ricer are but are not limited to: lifting your body 6 inches despite the axle remaining in the same position, a dumb ass exaust that makes your truck ridiculously loud and overly tinted windows, another awful characteristic of the tuck ricer is to lower it until it has almost no clearance which takes away most of the benefits of owning a truck in the first place

Asshole: “dude look at that low rider truck, that thing is sick bro”

Respectable individual: “that truck ricer is fucking awful and so are you”

Truck ricer by The virgin wizard June 20, 2018

Anime Patrol 

The defenders of piece and protectors of the tv, these men are highly trained and tasked with the dispatching of weeboos and the confiscation of disgusting anime, each of these heroes possess a standard issued MP5 9mm. Submachine gun, a bullet proof vest and a helmet.

Weeboo “omg this anime is so kawaii!”

(Door gets busted down)

Hero “ANIME PATROL, I WANNA SEE SOME FUCKING HANDS!!!!”

Anime Patrol by The virgin wizard January 19, 2018

Urban dictionary 

Its basically a website located in the internet’s left nut that provides definitions for various slang words and phrases

“Dude do you know what a Russian Burrito is?”

“Wtf no”

“Urban dictionary my dude”

Urban dictionary by The virgin wizard January 18, 2018