Definitions by The underchekeer

Helzer

An average 5ft specamean with broken ankles and bake pain, convicted felon, cult leader, explosive sneezing and explosive shit especially when driving but not a fearer of hot sauce this leadeds to what is known as the helzer but, AKA sweaty undercheck

My dad is a helzer

My grandpa is a helzer

Helzer by The underchekeer May 2, 2025