1 definition by The true captain
The true captain, the one and only man that can lead you to victory or doom. But apart from being a captain, Malwin has many sides you might not know about... If you want him to be the Woman of your dreams? He shall be your Queen! Want him to be a pornstar? it shall be! Even choices are a matter of the past, with his arsenal of dice he will always make sure to roll that critical one for your best experience!
"Who is this captain you are talking about? " "Oh thats malwin, beware of his rolls!"
"Yeah thats malwin right there, wish he was my captain."
"Yeah thats malwin right there, wish he was my captain."
by The true captain October 1, 2018