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Antique Wood

an errection of a man over the age of sixty-five.

"That old fuck has a mad case of antique wood"

by The swagenator April 18, 2008

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diamond wood

An unsually firm erection, comparable to the hardness of diamonds, sometimes caused by Recreational use of Viagra.

"dude I had diamond wood for like, five hours after we went to that strip club."

by The swagenator April 16, 2008

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drift wood

the act of getting an erection because of automobile drifting.

"while I had drift wood it was a lot harder to drive because my cock was getting in the way of the stick."

by The swagenator April 19, 2008

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Diamondwood Celebration

the act of ejaculating while having Diamond wood

"I had a Diamondwood celebration on Lisa's face last night."

by The swagenator April 18, 2008

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