4 definitions by The swagenator

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the act of ejaculating while having Diamond wood
"I had a Diamondwood celebration on Lisa's face last night."
by The swagenator April 17, 2008
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An unsually firm erection, comparable to the hardness of diamonds, sometimes caused by Recreational use of Viagra.
"dude I had diamond wood for like, five hours after we went to that strip club."
by The swagenator April 16, 2008
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an errection of a man over the age of sixty-five.
"That old fuck has a mad case of antique wood"
by The swagenator April 17, 2008
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the act of getting an erection because of automobile drifting.
"while I had drift wood it was a lot harder to drive because my cock was getting in the way of the stick."
by The swagenator April 19, 2008
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