Definitions by The swagenator

drift wood

the act of getting an erection because of automobile drifting.

"while I had drift wood it was a lot harder to drive because my cock was getting in the way of the stick."

drift wood by The swagenator April 19, 2008

Antique Wood 

an errection of a man over the age of sixty-five.

"That old fuck has a mad case of antique wood"

Antique Wood by The swagenator April 18, 2008

Diamondwood Celebration  

the act of ejaculating while having Diamond wood

"I had a Diamondwood celebration on Lisa's face last night."

Diamondwood Celebration by The swagenator April 18, 2008

diamond wood  

An unsually firm erection, comparable to the hardness of diamonds, sometimes caused by Recreational use of Viagra.

"dude I had diamond wood for like, five hours after we went to that strip club."

diamond wood by The swagenator April 16, 2008