The stretcher's definitions

power chub

Force of nature, not something to be trifled with, bane of sweat pants and athletic shorts

Daniel and Bryan aroused Will who chose the wrong day to wear sweat pants for his power chub was mighty.

by The stretcher December 30, 2013

midwit filter

A kino that I personally like that another person doesn't like.

Did you hear that Jacob didn't like Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans? That movie is a total midwit filter.

by The stretcher November 12, 2022