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a dirty Emmett is when you begin to wank off into a stuffed giraffe while watching Johnny Depp midget porn.
my friend did a dirty emmett last night
by The stonk man69 April 17, 2020
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An all-round amazing person, if you ever happen to meet and befriend a Swayzie never let go. they are extremely kind hearted and good willed people. they are very rare and irreplaceable so don't let the opportunity slip.
"damn dude I met this girl named Swayzie last night, she was fucken awesome."
by The stonk man69 November 18, 2020
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