Spanish Turbine

The act of covering oneself in salsa and ejaculating whilst doing a backflip.

I went over to Jeremy’s and I walked in on him doing the Spanish turbine.

by The stiffy bandit May 06, 2025

Scottish Crabflaps

A Ginger Lot Lizard

Josh-“aye 10-4 i’m about to stop off at the pilot and gas up”
Ted- “watch out for Scottish crabflaps while you’re there”

by The stiffy bandit May 07, 2025

New England Pinwheel

The New England pinwheel is when you and your partner are getting promiscuous, and you both collectively decide to douse each other in Clam Chowder and Baked Beans; she then proceeds to lay down flat on her stomach whilst you get on top of her and insert it in her in a helicopter position, and begin to spin as fast as you can, spewing Clam Chowder all over the room.

“Yo Paul! me and my girl preformed the New England Pinwheel last night”

by The stiffy bandit May 06, 2025