The slopenhiemer's definitions

Brasa Slopcorn

When a kid named Logan commands his dog "Brasa, Slopcorn", this means he lures his dog in to eat popcorn in his hand around his crotch area, but then drops the popcorn on his schlong, resulting in the dog giving him head.

"Brasa gave me great slopcorn."
"Logan really Brasa Slopcorned her."

by The slopenhiemer May 1, 2025

Brasa Slopcorn

When a person commands their dog "Brasa! Slopcorn", they hold out their hand holding a few pieces of popcorn over their crotch, then when the dog comes over, they drop the popcorn on their schlong, resulting in the dog sloping up the popcorn on his schlong.

"He really got his dog to Brasa Slopcorn?"
"Wow dude, so mature of you to Brasa Slopcorn."

by The slopenhiemer May 1, 2025