Urban Dictionary: Definitions by The sesh king 2018

Danny the clampit

Danny the clampit is a lad who walks around gurning and grunting all day long who is also an absolute clampit,

Danny the clampit did this on site today

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A dirty Kelton is a person who goes out on a Friday and rolls back in Sunday evening after a long time on the sesh

What are you doing this weekend

Oh I’m gonna do a dirty Kelton

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A dirty Kelton is a person who goes out Friday night and doesn’t go home will Sunday evening, as they’ve been on the hard session without any sleep

What did you do this weekend gone

Oh I did a dirty Kelton and my life is ruined

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