The real Joe 's definitions

shivery timber

The rare occurrence when chills run down a males body and rest onto his fully erect penis. The resulting sensation is that of the penis pleasuring itself.

Damn. I just had one hell of a shivery timber. I need to change now.

by The real Joe October 4, 2016

Pulling a Joe

When someone tells a long story and forgets to hit pass the pipe or joint.

Hey man, quit pulling a Joe and pass that shit.

by the real joe March 19, 2017