The real Dingleberry Jones's definitions

Shredding the gnar

The act of engaging passionately in an impressive display of skill, especially under ideal conditions.

I thought I was so savage at curling until I saw the pro's shredding the gnar in the olympics and now I feel like an absolute chode.

by The real Dingleberry Jones June 10, 2018

Aired out

To be put on blast publicly. Exposed. Like airing out dirty laundry.

Don't tell her anything important , unless you wanna get aired out on social media.

by The real Dingleberry Jones June 1, 2019

Mud Smuggler

Homosexual. Synonymous with Turd Burglar.

Those girls are wasting their time , Kip is a mud smuggler.

by The real Dingleberry Jones July 22, 2023

Copability

1. Cope-ability. How copable something is.

The copability of the shitsuation was decreasing rapidbly.

by The real Dingleberry Jones September 8, 2021

Duck Toucher

An insult to use when you want someone to become aware of your displeasure with them but also leave them unable to quantify how offended they should be.

Maybe if you weren't such a duck toucher , we wouldn't be dealing with this right now.

by The real Dingleberry Jones July 22, 2023