Definitions by The real Dingleberry Jones

Duck Toucher 

An insult to use when you want someone to become aware of your displeasure with them but also leave them unable to quantify how offended they should be.

Maybe if you weren't such a duck toucher , we wouldn't be dealing with this right now.

Duck Toucher by The real Dingleberry Jones July 22, 2023

Mud Smuggler 

Homosexual. Synonymous with Turd Burglar.

Those girls are wasting their time , Kip is a mud smuggler.

Mud Smuggler by The real Dingleberry Jones July 22, 2023

Copability 

1. Cope-ability. How copable something is.

The copability of the shitsuation was decreasing rapidbly.

Copability by The real Dingleberry Jones September 8, 2021

Aired out 

To be put on blast publicly. Exposed. Like airing out dirty laundry.

Don't tell her anything important , unless you wanna get aired out on social media.

Aired out by The real Dingleberry Jones June 1, 2019

Shredding the gnar 

The act of engaging passionately in an impressive display of skill, especially under ideal conditions.

I thought I was so savage at curling until I saw the pro's shredding the gnar in the olympics and now I feel like an absolute chode.

Shredding the gnar by The real Dingleberry Jones June 10, 2018