The professional's definitions

Shake and Bake

Medical terminology for "fever and chills", often associated with Amphotericin administration.

Patient X had a systemic fungal infection. After he started a course of Amphotericin, it was nothing but shake and bake with him/her.

by The Professional January 27, 2005

The Pulsating Membrane

Upon viewing of the anus close up during flatuation it is apprent that the inner ass protrudes slightly and pulsates or vibrates.

I was looking in the mirror yesterday for a close up of my fart and i saw The Pulsating Membrane.

by The professional December 3, 2004