3 definitions by The original überbitch

Top Definition
When the accumulation of all the week's pressures are shoved up your ass. Can consist of smoking, drinking, and pills. And of course, surprisingly coherent blogging.
Guy: What you doing tonite?

Me: Nothing man... Friday night depression.
by The original überbitch September 22, 2007
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The female equivalent of slapping the salami or choking the chicken.
Do I partake in squishing the squid? Why, my dear fellow, I'd be lying if I said I didn't.
by The original überbitch March 06, 2007
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A plomkin is when you recieve head whilst taking a shit
I like taking dumps... I like getting head... A plomkin is a win-win.
by The Original Überbitch June 22, 2008
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