Friday Night Depression

When the accumulation of all the week's pressures are shoved up your ass. Can consist of smoking, drinking, and pills. And of course, surprisingly coherent blogging.

Guy: What you doing tonite?

Me: Nothing man... Friday night depression.

by The original überbitch September 22, 2007

squishing the squid

The female equivalent of slapping the salami or choking the chicken.

Do I partake in squishing the squid? Why, my dear fellow, I'd be lying if I said I didn't.

by The original überbitch March 07, 2007

Plomkin

A plomkin is when you recieve head whilst taking a shit

I like taking dumps... I like getting head... A plomkin is a win-win.

by The Original Überbitch June 23, 2008