Definitions by The original überbitch

squishing the squid 

The female equivalent of slapping the salami or choking the chicken.

Do I partake in squishing the squid? Why, my dear fellow, I'd be lying if I said I didn't.

squishing the squid by The original überbitch December 14, 2008

Plomkin 

A plomkin is when you recieve head whilst taking a shit

I like taking dumps... I like getting head... A plomkin is a win-win.

Plomkin by The Original Überbitch June 23, 2008

Friday Night Depression 

When the accumulation of all the week's pressures are shoved up your ass. Can consist of smoking, drinking, and pills. And of course, surprisingly coherent blogging.

Guy: What you doing tonite?

Me: Nothing man... Friday night depression.

Friday Night Depression by The original überbitch October 5, 2007