The judge 1903's definitions

Lateral escalation

Utilizing a coworker of similar rank to deceptively escalate customer service complaints for issues in which you have exhausted all legitimate excuses to satisfy a disgruntled customer.

Tom, this Buyer is furious and emailing me constantly, I need lateral escalation assistance to get him off my ass.

by The judge 1903 July 7, 2016

Rudder Chudder

Receiving mouth to genial intercourse while operating a watercraft

Yo that girl gave me rudder chudder

by The judge 1903 July 2, 2016

Rudder Chudder

Receiving mouth to genital intercourse while operating a watercraft

Yo that girl gave me some awesome rudder chudder

by The judge 1903 July 2, 2016