4 definitions by The guy from ya sista's joint

Masturbating in front of the mirror while wearing Sam's under pang....
You won't believe it! I caught Uncle Sauce "tackling fat ashlee" again.
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It’s like one foot in front of the other, over and over, but you forgot you’re not using your foot and your “front buddy” let’s it out.
Hey Sean, did you see Timmy & Jimmy trying to rock it, in the socket? That’s definitely going to lead to premature aleakulation
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A devout hockey fan not from Philadelphia who pretends he doesn't like the Flyers but in reality is a "Closet Flyers Phan".
That "Phuckphace" Sam needs to cum out of the closet and pledge his allegiance to the Philadelphia Flyers.
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A devout hockey fan not from Philadelphia who pretends he doesn't like the Flyers but in reality is a "Closet Flyers Phan".
That "Phuckphace" Sam needs to cum out of the closet and pledge his allegiance to the Philadelphia Flyers.
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