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A devout hockey fan not from Philadelphia who pretends he doesn't like the Flyers but in reality is a "Closet Flyers Phan".

That "Phuckphace" Sam needs to cum out of the closet and pledge his allegiance to the Philadelphia Flyers.

Masturbating in front of the mirror while wearing Sam's under pang....

You won't believe it! I caught Uncle Sauce "tackling fat ashlee" again.

A devout hockey fan not from Philadelphia who pretends he doesn't like the Flyers but in reality is a "Closet Flyers Phan".

That "Phuckphace" Sam needs to cum out of the closet and pledge his allegiance to the Philadelphia Flyers.