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Phuckphace

A devout hockey fan not from Philadelphia who pretends he doesn't like the Flyers but in reality is a "Closet Flyers Phan".
That "Phuckphace" Sam needs to cum out of the closet and pledge his allegiance to the Philadelphia Flyers.
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Premature aleakulation

It’s like one foot in front of the other, over and over, but you forgot you’re not using your foot and your “front buddy” let’s it out.
Hey Sean, did you see Timmy & Jimmy trying to rock it, in the socket? That’s definitely going to lead to premature aleakulation…
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Tackling Fat Ashlee

Masturbating in front of the mirror while wearing Sam's under pang....
You won't believe it! I caught Uncle Sauce "tackling fat ashlee" again.
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Phuckphace

A devout hockey fan not from Philadelphia who pretends he doesn't like the Flyers but in reality is a "Closet Flyers Phan".
That "Phuckphace" Sam needs to cum out of the closet and pledge his allegiance to the Philadelphia Flyers.
mugGet the Phuckphacemug.

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