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Definitions by The great panzer of the lake

Steak and Lobster 

Steak and Lobster is a primarily Navy colloquial term often used if a member of the crew takes their own life. It may also be used in any other situation where something severe has happened that may drastically lower crew morale.
Sailor 1: "Do you know why we're having steak and lobster tonight?"
Sailor 2:"Yeah, our deployment got extended for a month.

The pool is closed 

a term that is often associated with the infamous Habbo raids by the 4chan website. they closed the pools due to Aids and Stingrays (some times StingrAIDS) that the pools contained
"dude, the inspectors are back at Habbo"
"Ig The pool is closed"

Panzer of the lake 

The most knowledgeable of all beings on earth he would rule the world if only he were able to get out of the lake. he was stuck in WWII when the German tank crew got stuck in a flood and the lake never dried up.
"yo jake, I asked the Panzer of the lake if I would ever get laid"
"Oh cool, what did he say?"
"not in the foreseeable future..."