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Goob

While little is data has been collected at this time philosophers describe (Goob) as a viscus build up of a mysterious solid mass. Located generally in the sub-cockle region of the lower antenna. When released if not properly dispossessed of, (Goob) in some cases has been known to cause malformations in neurotypical practices. (Goob) when left alone and a warm dank environment has been shown to not die off and rather continue cell division at rapid rates forming a fetal like abomination sent by god to punish us. (Goob) is best known to thrive in tube socks, cardboard boxes labeled Henny, waded up toilet paper and jars containing plastic figures of horses with horns.

Girl: did you just fucking Goob in me without even asking!

Henny: AHH fuck!,it was burning

Goob by The goob man February 4, 2026