Definitions by The funeral director

clearlisously 

Clearlisously, he didn't follow my instructions on how to do the project.

James clearlisously, didn't do it how I said he should...

clearlisously by The funeral director August 23, 2019

Patchouli 

The fragrance of old lady dirt.

Gertrude's patrueli reeks of the essence of old lady burial dirt . Patchouli The smell of "little old ladies" who have passed away shortly after burial .

Patchouli by The funeral director February 28, 2019

Hollywood vitamins 

Hollywood vitamins are steroids.

He's been taking a lot of "Hollywood vitamins" for his new movie.

Hollywood vitamins by The funeral director February 27, 2019

S'his 

the possessive form of he/she. Used when referring to someone who's gender you're not quite sure of.

Pat from Saturday night lives "it's Pat" left a soda on the table, the soda is s'his.

S'his by The funeral director May 9, 2018