The funeral director 's definitions

clearlisously

Clearlisously, he didn't follow my instructions on how to do the project.

James clearlisously, didn't do it how I said he should...

by The funeral director August 23, 2019

Hollywood vitamins

Hollywood vitamins are steroids.

He's been taking a lot of "Hollywood vitamins" for his new movie.

by The funeral director February 27, 2019

S'his

the possessive form of he/she. Used when referring to someone who's gender you're not quite sure of.

Pat from Saturday night lives "it's Pat" left a soda on the table, the soda is s'his.

by The funeral director May 9, 2018

Patchouli

The fragrance of old lady dirt.

Gertrude's patrueli reeks of the essence of old lady burial dirt . Patchouli The smell of "little old ladies" who have passed away shortly after burial .

by The funeral director February 28, 2019