The fly on the wall's definitions

The Masticated Pecan

A legit blog that talks about the funny shit going on in our world today.

"Dude, do you know what the masticated pecan is?"
"Naw, dude, what?"
"It's fuckin' legit, is what it is. Go read it. www.the-masticated-pecan.blogspot.com"

by The fly on the wall August 27, 2009

twerking

An unambiguous invitation for anal sex.

Joanie: Wow! Look at Amanda and Joe twerking! I hope they can put off the actual anal sex until after the dance.

Fred: Yeah, I hope they can put off the actual anal sex until after their twerking! Maybe, I'll get them a room and we can make it a three-way.

by The Fly On The Wall August 30, 2013

baby belly

A not so euphemistic name for the baby bump. I saw one lady with her belly sticking out like a bar fly. That was my inspiration,

Look at her baby belly! She must be expecting a litter.

by The Fly On The Wall April 28, 2013