Definitions by The diamond

The Lamont effect

The situation of trying not to get propositioned by women but being such a puss magnet that it's inevitable.

He was trying to have a quite drink in the smokers section but the Lamont effect was in full force

When someone coughs instead of saying bless you when you sneeze you say coughfu when someone coughs

Daniel: *coughs*
Greg : coughfu

Daniel: thank you