coughfu

When someone coughs instead of saying bless you when you sneeze you say coughfu when someone coughs
Daniel: *coughs*
Greg : coughfu

Daniel: thank you
by The diamond March 30, 2016
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The Lamont effect

The situation of trying not to get propositioned by women but being such a puss magnet that it's inevitable.
He was trying to have a quite drink in the smokers section but the Lamont effect was in full force
by The diamond April 27, 2019
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