coughfu

When someone coughs instead of saying bless you when you sneeze you say coughfu when someone coughs

Daniel: *coughs*
Greg : coughfu

Daniel: thank you

by The diamond December 20, 2015

The Lamont effect

The situation of trying not to get propositioned by women but being such a puss magnet that it's inevitable.

He was trying to have a quite drink in the smokers section but the Lamont effect was in full force

by The diamond April 28, 2019