fauxfusion

When someone, usually a guy, pretends to be confused when they obviously aren't.
Roland expressed his fauxfusion when his girlfriend asked if he liked her new bohemian hat.
by The deal. February 08, 2010
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boygasm

What happens when a guy realizes several awesome boy things are going to happen within a short period of time.
Roland had a boygasm when he found out the Lakers and back-to-back episodes of Family Guy were on tonight.
by The deal. February 08, 2010
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