Definitions by The deal.

boygasm 

What happens when a guy realizes several awesome boy things are going to happen within a short period of time.

Roland had a boygasm when he found out the Lakers and back-to-back episodes of Family Guy were on tonight.

boygasm by The deal. February 8, 2010

fauxfusion 

When someone, usually a guy, pretends to be confused when they obviously aren't.

Roland expressed his fauxfusion when his girlfriend asked if he liked her new bohemian hat.

fauxfusion by The deal. February 8, 2010