Jay

The COOLEST girl you will EVER come across. Funny, sometimes a little MEAN and LAZY but she’s still cool. She has the PRETTIEST brown eyes I’ve ever seen and if she were an animal, she’d by a chinchilla.
Person 1: there’s jay
Person 2 : i hate her and her glazers

Caragh(me): I love her
by The chopped onion May 19, 2025
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John

John - a very COOL guy with OUTSTANDING humour. If he was cursed to go back to another century, it’d be the 1500s so he could be a jester for the king of England. If he were to be a song it’d be “This must be the place” by Talking heads. If he were to die and come back as an animal, he’d be a toucan.
Person 1: Hey, look, there’s John!
Person 2: Oh my GOD that guy is so fucking funny
by The chopped onion May 19, 2025
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