Lazar

A person with a dick sharper than a Turkish blade and as big and fat as your mom. Legends say he is a god himself, as he divided the land and the oceans just by dragging his massive balls around the earth. He is a virtuous demi god with enormus charisma and aesthetics.
Here comes Lazar!
All pray to the mighty Lazar!
by The Yebately November 21, 2021
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