The Witty Coiner's definitions

Lazian

A lazy person of Asian decent

I went to get sushi the other night and the dude who rolled my sushi was so slow, he must be a lazian.

by The Witty Coiner July 28, 2011

Salad blow

When a girl eats your ass and another girl blows you at the same time.

I went to an orgy with my girlfriend and was blessed to have a salad blow.

by The Witty Coiner July 28, 2011

Shitting Pretty

Somebody that looks hot even when they are dropping a deuce.

My Mamita is so hot that even when she goes to the bathroom she is shitting pretty.

by The Witty Coiner October 1, 2014

Palestinian chicken

Something that is beyond amazing, perfect, flawless or hilarious, the best ever.

That supermodel I bought home last night was Palestinian chicken man.

by The Witty Coiner July 28, 2011