Definitions by The Witty Coiner

Shitting Pretty 

Somebody that looks hot even when they are dropping a deuce.

My Mamita is so hot that even when she goes to the bathroom she is shitting pretty.

Shitting Pretty by The Witty Coiner October 1, 2014

Salad blow

When a girl eats your ass and another girl blows you at the same time.

I went to an orgy with my girlfriend and was blessed to have a salad blow.

Salad blow by The Witty Coiner July 28, 2011

Lazian

A lazy person of Asian decent

I went to get sushi the other night and the dude who rolled my sushi was so slow, he must be a lazian.

Lazian by The Witty Coiner July 28, 2011

Palestinian chicken

Something that is beyond amazing, perfect, flawless or hilarious, the best ever.

That supermodel I bought home last night was Palestinian chicken man.

Palestinian chicken by The Witty Coiner July 28, 2011