3 definitions by The Venga!!!
Where one person proceeds to go to the printer constantly touching it, rubbing it eventually getting themselves off to the vibrations as it prints and fulfilling their sexual desires.
Chris: What the hell!! Did you see Anne at the printer there. She was touching it up and getting all rowdy with it.
John: Yeah, she is a total printer whore!!
Chris: She must be, she had her knickers off as it was printing!!!
John: Yeah, she is a total printer whore!!
Chris: She must be, she had her knickers off as it was printing!!!
by The Venga!!! April 15, 2010
When someone smokes a joint but soaks the tip with their soggy boggin lips and then pass it to you for a smoke!!
*Shari is smoking the joint
Shari: "Who's on iss next?"
Gaz: "Me...pass it oo'er here!!!"
*Shari passes joint to Gaz but the tip is soakin'
Gaz: " Here you ... ye 'cooserd' eh joint ya fuckin trout...you're a fanny!!!"
Shari: "Who's on iss next?"
Gaz: "Me...pass it oo'er here!!!"
*Shari passes joint to Gaz but the tip is soakin'
Gaz: " Here you ... ye 'cooserd' eh joint ya fuckin trout...you're a fanny!!!"
by The Venga!!! November 11, 2016
The Ultimate Daily Booster.
The female lies on her back with her ass in the air and her legs over her head.
The male then penetrates her asshole until of reasonable width. The male then adds a touch of lime juice, natural yoghurt, a blended fruit mix (preferably strawberry, orange & papaya) and then adds half a glass of crushed ice.
The male then proceeds to penetrate the asshole once more ensuring that all the ingredients are properly mixed and topping off the combination with a drizzle of cum.
The female then clenches her ass and jumps up and down 3 times before farting out the mushy drink into the glass for the male to drink. (Can also be used to wash down a nice bowl of Chunky Nipple Soup)
The female lies on her back with her ass in the air and her legs over her head.
The male then penetrates her asshole until of reasonable width. The male then adds a touch of lime juice, natural yoghurt, a blended fruit mix (preferably strawberry, orange & papaya) and then adds half a glass of crushed ice.
The male then proceeds to penetrate the asshole once more ensuring that all the ingredients are properly mixed and topping off the combination with a drizzle of cum.
The female then clenches her ass and jumps up and down 3 times before farting out the mushy drink into the glass for the male to drink. (Can also be used to wash down a nice bowl of Chunky Nipple Soup)
Wife: "How was the gym dear?"
Husband: "It was good babe...i am very de-hydrated though"...(gasps for air)
Wife: "Well how about we make you a nice glass of Wienerschnitzel Scheisse Slushie??"
Husband: "Oh thats lovely dear...nothing like a good ol drink from the stink to quench my thirst!!!"
Husband: "It was good babe...i am very de-hydrated though"...(gasps for air)
Wife: "Well how about we make you a nice glass of Wienerschnitzel Scheisse Slushie??"
Husband: "Oh thats lovely dear...nothing like a good ol drink from the stink to quench my thirst!!!"
by The Venga!!! April 17, 2010