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Very similar to the "Upper Decker" an Uptown is when you take a crap AND a piss in the top tank of said toilet. Use with caution.
When the victim uses the toilet next, they will flush and the toilet water will be turned a nasty yellowy-brown
(Make sure to wiggle the toilet first because you do not want to fall over)
When the victim uses the toilet next, they will flush and the toilet water will be turned a nasty yellowy-brown
(Make sure to wiggle the toilet first because you do not want to fall over)
Tom: Dude this party sucks!
Joe: Yeah man, I think I might go take an Uptown in this dudes toilet
Tom: Hell yeah!
Joe: Yeah man, I think I might go take an Uptown in this dudes toilet
Tom: Hell yeah!
by The Uptowner July 20, 2010
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