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What you call your asshole after an ill advised night of feasting upon any kind of middle-eastern food.
Johnny: Estick What are you doing in there, we have to go!
Estick: Cool it Johnny I got a mean Bangladeshi Slaughterhouse going on in here, I'll need at least another hour.
by The Ugly Barnacle April 6, 2015
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What you call your asshole after an ill advised night of feasting upon any kind of middle-eastern food.
Johnny: Estick What are you doing in there, we have to go!
Estick: Cool it Johnny I got a mean Bangladeshi Slaughterhouse going on in here, I'll need at least another hour.
by The Ugly Barnacle April 6, 2015
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hand cream

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That infamous post jerk-off semen on your hand that you don't quite know what to do with.
Johnny- Hurry up in there Brandon, we have to go.
Brandon- Give me a break Johnny, I've got a fist full of hand cream in here and nowhere to wipe it! Jeez!
by The Ugly Barnacle February 27, 2015
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rusty wilson

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Your partner dresses up as Russell Wilson while experiencing extremely aggressive diarrhea, you then proceed to use your dick as a plunger causing a volcano of liquid magma to erupt from said partners anus upon removal.
Johnny: "Hey Brandon where's Travis?"
Brandon: "Oh he's out back giving Nolan a Rusty Wilson."
Johnny: "Tells those crazy kids to come in, the games starting."
by The Ugly Barnacle November 5, 2014
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