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Definitions by The Ugly Barnacle

Bangladeshi Slaughterhouse 

What you call your asshole after an ill advised night of feasting upon any kind of middle-eastern food.
Johnny: Estick What are you doing in there, we have to go!
Estick: Cool it Johnny I got a mean Bangladeshi Slaughterhouse going on in here, I'll need at least another hour.

Bangladeshi Slaughterhouse 

What you call your asshole after an ill advised night of feasting upon any kind of middle-eastern food.
Johnny: Estick What are you doing in there, we have to go!
Estick: Cool it Johnny I got a mean Bangladeshi Slaughterhouse going on in here, I'll need at least another hour.

hand cream 

That infamous post jerk-off semen on your hand that you don't quite know what to do with.
Johnny- Hurry up in there Brandon, we have to go.
Brandon- Give me a break Johnny, I've got a fist full of hand cream in here and nowhere to wipe it! Jeez!
hand cream by The Ugly Barnacle February 27, 2015

rusty wilson 

Your partner dresses up as Russell Wilson while experiencing extremely aggressive diarrhea, you then proceed to use your dick as a plunger causing a volcano of liquid magma to erupt from said partners anus upon removal.
Johnny: "Hey Brandon where's Travis?"
Brandon: "Oh he's out back giving Nolan a Rusty Wilson."
Johnny: "Tells those crazy kids to come in, the games starting."
rusty wilson by The Ugly Barnacle November 5, 2014