Definitions by The Truth Does Hurt

Matlocked 

To use ones meatwand to remove the teeth of an unsavory member of society with a hammer like motion.

Corey notices another recruit in the squadbay whos teeth are missing. The all knowing guide informs him that the cause is simple...a recruit tied him down and "matlocked" him with his hoohoo.

Matlocked by The Truth Does Hurt March 24, 2009