The Tankboy's definitions

zoomitis

The brain numb you get after too many Zoom conferences at work.

Lauren: My head feels like it is packed in styrofoam, my ears are ringing, my eyes feel like sandpaper and I cannot remember a thing. Who am I and what did I do wrong?
Mychal: Oh, don't worry, you just have zoomitis from all those Zoom conferences, webinars, presentations...It will go away in time for another round of nonproductivity tomorrow.

by The Tankboy April 14, 2021