Aporriptophobia

Aporriptophobia is the fear of getting rejected by someone, usually your crush who doesn't find you attractive and just rejects you harshly
Noah: Come on dude you gotta ask her out
Liam: Just give me a sec-
Noah: Dude she's going to walk right past you any moment now
Liam: You don't get it, I have Apporiptophobia
Noah: WTF is Apporiptophobia you made it up
Liam: It means the fear of being rejected
Noah: Just try it, pleasee
Liam: Ok, fine
Liam: Uhmm uhh h-hey Olivia
Olivia: What's up?
Liam: I was wondering if you uhmm uhhh, how do I explain it uhhh (DEEP BREATHES) I WAS WONDERING IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO GO ON A DATE WITH ME
Olivia: Ohhhh Liam that's sweet of you but you are not my type-
Liam: *Dies from Aporriptophobia*
Noah: WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM
Olivia: I-I DID NOTHING
Noah: YOU FUCKING REJECTED HIM NOW HE'S DEAD
Olivia: I-I DIDN'T KNOW THAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN
Noah: YOU SHOULD HAVE ACCEPTED HIM AS YOUR BOYFRIEND THAT WAY HE WOULDN'T HAVE TO DIE
Olivia: IM SORRY IM SORRY
Noah: It's too late now he's dead because of you he even has Apporiptophobia.
Olivia: WTF is that?
Noah: YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
Olivia: IM SORRY IM SORRY
Liam's ghost: Y O U F U C K I N G P I E C E O F S H I T!!!!! N O W D̴̛̥͛̇́̓̚͠ ̴͉̱̥͈̹͍̭̠̆̒̿͂̀͆͒̓̾̿̍̔̀̍͘͜I ̱͛͋͂̕͝ ̭̟̭̎Ę̶̨̼̼̲͙̫̫̐!!!!
Olivia: AHHHH AHH AHH Ä̶͍̞̘̠͍̗͎́̾͊ͅH ̢̡̛̣̥̖̳͉̥̯̣̞͕̱̳̟̍̓͛͛̓͊̌̀̕̚ͅH ̧͉͈͚̼̪̟͎͖̳̹̩̰̲̃̌́̔̎̓̒́̅͝H̵̠͈̫͕͕̀̀́̊̏͛̌̿̎́͝͝͠
by The Takis Boy April 14, 2022
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