2 definitions by The Suspect
To be helplessly given an appreciable amount of bad luck or unfortunate events.
Originating from playing online Black Jack, The Dealer is the anonymous opponent of the human player of the game. The Dealer will always deal the player bad cards so that the player cannot win the game. This characteristic of being dealt unrelenting misfortune by The Dealer was expanded to encompass and explain all unfortunate occurrences that befall an individual in their everyday life. Any bad luck or accidents you may experience happen not by chance, they are maliciously dealt to you by The Dealer.
Originating from playing online Black Jack, The Dealer is the anonymous opponent of the human player of the game. The Dealer will always deal the player bad cards so that the player cannot win the game. This characteristic of being dealt unrelenting misfortune by The Dealer was expanded to encompass and explain all unfortunate occurrences that befall an individual in their everyday life. Any bad luck or accidents you may experience happen not by chance, they are maliciously dealt to you by The Dealer.
"I can't believe I came in 9th on Rainbow Road! I was in first place the whole time, until I got dealt on the last lap with 2 blue shells, 2 red shells and a lightning!"
"My girlfriend dumped me, I wrecked my car, and then I failed my exam... I got dealt so bad today."
"That's SEVEN gun-less deaths in a row, I am being dealt!"
"My girlfriend dumped me, I wrecked my car, and then I failed my exam... I got dealt so bad today."
"That's SEVEN gun-less deaths in a row, I am being dealt!"
by The Suspect March 3, 2009
An extremely powerful automatic weapon from the Perfect Dark video game series. A gun which can do copious amounts of work, and for this reason it is often wielded by players who are bosses. The tremendous amount of damage that can be dealt from this gun is only bested by it's obnoxious and ear-splitting report. A word of caution, sims go absolutely ape shit for these guns and will gobble them up and deal bloody death at any chance they get. The measly 25 bullet clip is a bit bush league and is guaranteed to get you killed while re-loading every now and again.
by The Suspect April 15, 2009