The Sugarhill Gang's definitions

Sam

Often confused with Moses. Sam led the Israelites across the Red Sea to freedom. Sam later went on to write several hit albums such as "Knockin' on Heaven's Whore" and "Blood, Sweat, and Beers". Sam later died of a drug overdose outside the Bellagio in Las Vegas.

What in the name of Sam are you doing? Now zip your pants, and put Fifi back in the dog house.

by The Sugarhill Gang October 14, 2011