lawn trout

Euphemism for feces. The product of taking a shit. Refers to fecal matter left in a dry environment, usually grass.
Andrian went to get the mail and slipped on a lawn trout.
by The Steiny August 23, 2007
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fresh water shark

Euphemism for feces. The product of a heat spike when left in a wet environment such as the bowl or a body of water. When left in a dry surrounding, known as a ‘lawn trout’.
Some fucker left a fresh water shark in the bowl.
John is sure to watch out for fresh water sharks when water skiing.
by The Steiny August 23, 2007
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