Definitions by The Spike

teflon

A clean bowel movement which requires no wiping or clean-up job later. Usually followed by an eerie sense of achievement and happiness. Large movements can sometimes be referred to as a Double Teflon or a Monster Teflon

Example:
- “Why are you looking so pleased with yourself?”
- “Dropped a Teflon mate”

teflon by The Spike February 21, 2007

Coppins Kill 

A tactic in Half Life which involves hiding whilst two people fight, then jumping out when they're at 10% health and killing both of them, named after it's creator.

In terms of respect for such methods of play, it's rated well below that of "Camping" and "Spawn Killing"

You're a fucking Coppins dude, can't you see we were fighting!

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God damn that guy Coppins Killed me!

Coppins Kill by The Spike February 20, 2007

Fucking Stupid Donkey 

Used to describe someone who's annoyingly dim and slow

The term was created by a friend of mine in the heat of anger, shouted at a new female employee resulting in them running out the office in tears.

Sort it out yourself you---you fucking stupid donkey!!!

Fucking Stupid Donkey by The Spike February 20, 2007