The Spike's definitions

bomber

A comical toilet game. Involves sitting on top of the cubical separators of a communal toilet (most often in a public school) with your bottom aimed over the toilet bowl. You then empty your bowels from a height of 5-6 feet into the toilet. If a sufficient size log is produced the results is a massive splash down resembling a WWII navy battle.

Caution: Always employ a 'look out' before attempting.

Example:

Cleaner - "What the fuck's happened here! Someone done a bomber or what!!!"

by The Spike February 25, 2007

clap lottery

Sleeping with someone who you suspect may have an STD due to their lifestyle (i.e. having a bucket load of sexual partners) but you're drunk or desperate enough to play the odds.

Example:

- "Bagged Jade last night"
- "You played the clap lottery with that one I can tell you!"

by The Spike February 26, 2007

colonbo

Another word for a homosexual who's on the prowl for fresh meat. A play on "Columbo" the crime fiction TV series.

Example:

- "Check out that Colonbo, chatting up blokes at the bar"

by The Spike March 15, 2007