Definitions by The Silent Duck

Pecos Bill 

After breaking the news you are sleeping with your current girlfriends best friend/sister, ect. Throw her into the computer chair proceed to spin her around until she looks like an angry tornado. Phase 2: Pull your cock out like a lasso and smack her in the face on every revolution.

Bill was pissed at Jen last night so he gave her the Pecos Bill...

Pecos Bill by The Silent Duck December 29, 2007

Monsoon Assassin 

When you wake up before your one night stand does, quietly place a fan in front of her face...turn it on full blast while urinating from the reverse side into the blades. She will never know what hit her.

See also Pecos Bill

Woods woke up Erin last night with the full force of the Monsoon Assassin.

Monsoon Assassin by The Silent Duck December 29, 2007

Wisconsin Mudslide 

Before treating your woman to a routine back massage, fill the evening with cheap Wisconsin Ale. While she is lying face down position yourself flat footed over her spine, pull your pants down and blast her spine telling her its massage oil. Phase 2: Reposition yourself near the back of the room and get a running start, slide head first across her back like Pete Rose...

See Also Monsoon Assassin

I just had to try that Wisconsin Mudslide last night, and boy it was grrrrrrrreat...

Wisconsin Mudslide by The Silent Duck December 29, 2007

San Francisco Gold Rush 

Drug an old rich widows cougar drink at a club. Take her to a cheap hotel room, fuck her til she passes out, steal all of her jewelry and leave before she wakes up...

I pulled the good ole San Francisco Gold Rush again last night...

San Francisco Gold Rush by The Silent Duck December 29, 2007