4 definitions by The Silent Duck
Before treating your woman to a routine back massage, fill the evening with cheap Wisconsin Ale. While she is lying face down position yourself flat footed over her spine, pull your pants down and blast her spine telling her its massage oil. Phase 2: Reposition yourself near the back of the room and get a running start, slide head first across her back like Pete Rose...
See Also Monsoon Assassin
See Also Monsoon Assassin
by The Silent Duck December 2, 2007
When you wake up before your one night stand does, quietly place a fan in front of her face...turn it on full blast while urinating from the reverse side into the blades. She will never know what hit her.
See also Pecos Bill
See also Pecos Bill
by The Silent Duck December 2, 2007
Drug an old rich widows cougar drink at a club. Take her to a cheap hotel room, fuck her til she passes out, steal all of her jewelry and leave before she wakes up...
by The Silent Duck December 2, 2007
After breaking the news you are sleeping with your current girlfriends best friend/sister, ect. Throw her into the computer chair proceed to spin her around until she looks like an angry tornado. Phase 2: Pull your cock out like a lasso and smack her in the face on every revolution.
by The Silent Duck December 2, 2007