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The Common fuck

Typically found in middle to highschool enviroment, and are the type of person that popular girls like, amd are probably smart, but procrastinate.

To find one, look for the living embodyment of the cinimon stick from the applejacks commercials.
Person 1 You see that group of fucks over there.
Person 2 *australian accent* Croiky the common fuck in its natural habitat.
by The Shovel Colonel October 15, 2020
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Confurting

Confurting is to change one's religious faith or other beliefs to the man of a fucking furry that briefly terrify me.
Furry: Nigga in confurting distance

Nigga: Da Fuck

2 hours later

Nigga be a furry
by The Shovel Colonel December 22, 2019
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SKIDABOOP

The phrase one yells when he has lost his sanity during quarantine such as i.
by The Shovel Colonel May 19, 2020
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