Definitions by The Secret Prude

Kissually frustrated

Happens to people with virgin lips. Occurs when one has an extreme desire to kiss someone which eventually leads to frustration from being so deprived.

Niyatha: Guys I just want someone to like me.
Stephanie: Ugh I know! We need to have our first kiss already.
Jasmine: I'm so kissually frustrated it's not even funny!!

Kissually frustrated by The Secret Prude November 28, 2012

Closet Nymph 

A girl who appears to be a prude, innocent, and conservative, but in reality she thinks of sex all the time and pictures dirty scenarios in her head throughout the day.

Stephanie: I literally can't stop thinking about sex, its all I can think about.

Jasmine: I know exactly what you're going through, I have had sex dreams for 2 weeks in a row. I'm such a closet nymph.

Closet Nymph by The Secret Prude October 28, 2012

Ho Ki 

A fake name used for a Facebook profile. Usually a name that is used to stay under cover on Facebook. Can often be called "low-key Ho Ki"

Steph: Hey Paulina have you talked to Ho Ki today?
Paulina: Ohhh you mean low-key Ho Ki? Yeah she is my bff

Ho Ki by The Secret Prude April 15, 2011