The Schwartz's definitions

thwock

The sound that accompanies the act of kicking an individual schquarely in the Jimmy. The act of kicking one in the Jimmy itself is commonly referred to as the administration of "THWOCKAGE". Often used as a greeting of the day between Tools.

"McLAW grimaced as The Schwartz administered THWOCKAGE."

by The Schwartz April 25, 2004

i'ight

A phrase continously repeated by Schlap. Often most used as he prepared for inspection, given that his shit's got to be right.

I'ight, I'ight, I'ight!

by The Schwartz April 25, 2004